donghae what are you doing….
HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
checking your phone in the middle of the night
oh hey link what’s up little guy
you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?
well let’s take a look see
it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma
i’m so proud
Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.
Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"
"There’s free food."