waiting for the day i bump into a band member in the street and i pretend i dont know who they are and they fall in love with me
there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world
I live a Darcy appreciation life.
she’s so proud she tazed a god
tazed a god of THUNDER
HOWS THAT LIGHTNING TASTE NOW, THOR?
that dog is way too calm to literally be giving birth
is this a fucking children’s book
I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses
No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?
You have no idea
how much I want this
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon
but then there’s elijah wood
It’s not him, it’s the ring. He still has the fucking ring, the bastard.
about a Thor vs. Superman fight. x
Tom: I’d love to see it I think. Imagine Loki sitting there and going…
i like how “blushes quietly” is a thing thats used in fanfiction. please imagine someone blushing loudly. someone blushes loudly and someone next door yells “CAN YOU BLUSH QUIETER”